Here are Alan's "Elsewhere" Stories from 11-26-19!
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If you're looking for work, a couple across the pond is offering about 40-thousand dollars a year to take care of their two golden retrievers full-time.
https://people.com/pets/40k-care-golden-retrievers-job/
Here's one way to get a date.
https://www.cnet.com/news/guy-makes-dating-app-singularity-that-features-just-one-guy-himself/
And, finally, the mirror ball trophy has a new owner. Hannah Brown is this season's winner of ABC's "Dancing With The Stars."
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/dancing-with-the-stars-season-28
The Doobies are a hot ticket.
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/doobie-brothers-2020-tour/
A Florida man is under arrest after police failed to buy his excuse for the presence of drugs in his car.
https://nypost.com/2019/11/25/cops-bust-florida-man-who-said-wind-blew-cocaine-into-his-car/
And, finally, a turkey named Trump will be pardoned on New York's Long Island.
https://patch.com/new-york/syosset/trump-turkey-be-pardoned-jericho-venue