Here are Alan's "Elsewhere" Stories from 7-12-19!
We mentioned recently on Elsewhere that this was coming up--and it's happening today.
A Long Island man, whose tirade at a bagel store went viral, says his luck with the ladies is changing.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chris-morgan-bagel-boss-viral-video_n_5d279679e4b0bd7d1e198a5b
A Facebook group is making plans to storm Area 51.
An Ohio man will have a tedious painting job to do as an alternative to jail.
https://www.cleveland19.com/2019/07/11/creative-sentence-graffiti-vandal-expected/
A Canadian man is under arrest for failing to properly secure a two-year-old in his car.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/americas/canadian-beer-booster-seat-trnd/index.html
Police in Oklahoma got more than they bargained for during a recent traffic stop.
Commuters in Kansas City, Missouri were trying to find alternate routes after an unusual highway blockage.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/kansas-city-pig-intestines-trnd/index.html