Here are Alan's "Elsewhere" Stories for today! The latest edition of the international wife-carrying championship is history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVV9pd5BYKg Police in Roswell, New Mexico are looking for the vandals who broke into a zoo and allowed animals to escape. https://www.wilx.com/content/news/Zoo-vandals-let-bobcat-raccoon-briefly-escape-police-say-512406812.html A Detroit man is attempting to break a Guinness World Record after doing over four-thousand burpees in 12 hours. https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/michigan-soldier-breaks-guinness-record-for-burpees-to-raise-money-for-veterans.html It appears there's another Blue Bell ice cream licker. Louisiana police have arrested a 36-year-old man for licking a tub of Blue Bell ice cream. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/09/copycat-faces-charges-licking-ice-cream-louisiana-store/1680661001/ Justin Bieber is taking aim at Tom Cruise again. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-puts-own-spin-on-bottle-cap-challenge-nominates-tom-cruise A man is facing charges after allegedly breaking into an Oregon home with his cat and helping himself to some coffee and a cupcake before trying on the homeowner's Christmas onesie. https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2019/07/oregon-man-in-onesie-cat-named-spaghetti-found-hiding-in-crawl-space-during-home-burglary.html