TIME NOW TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH THE DEMOCRAT'S FRONT RUNNER, JOE BIDEN, AND TRY AND IMAGINE HIM GOING UP AGAINST TRUMP AND WINNING THE PRESIDENCY. WE HAVE A LITTLE SOUND THAT'S SURFACED FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL OF JOE POOLSIDE REGALING A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH TALES OF HIS DAYS AS A HAIRY-LEGGED LIFEGUARD LONG AGO.